Turns out the only way to become a marathon runner is to just run a marathon.
Working out sucks & sucking at working out sucks even more, but if you can just get past that part, you'll be better for it.
People hate taxes.
But they love free stuff.
So free tax software is... pretty neutral. But in the best way.
Target has a bunch of stuff.
Here is some of that stuff.
This woman's obsession with Christmas makes the people who wake up for Black Friday sales seem comparatively sane.
Taxes are just a bunch of easy questions about your horribly complicated life.
Velveeta Cheesy Skillets answers a question no one asked.
A couple pages from a book of poems I wrote with an ex-boyfriend!
Shitty pictures of shittier drawings